Friday, August 25, 2006

The Score - $100,000 a run

Yes. You read that right.

Umpire Hair penalised the Pakis 5 penalty runs for alleged ball tampering.

Now, since he did that, he has offered to quit the panel of Elite Umpires just as long as he's paid $500,000.

Not bad, Mr. Hair. Not bad at all.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quote "It appears from overnight developments that the issue of racism has arisen and from advice I have just received, the sum indicated in my release offer is being revised." unquote.
That's from the "Hair"brained lawyer turned umpire, so maybe he wants more!
I have a strange feeling that he put this out to prompt someone in the Paki camp to have a go at him so he could sue them for more! Let's wait and watch. Can he be charged with bringing the game into disrepute?
Cereal K

10:32 PM  
Anonymous C said...

Okay I heard about Umpire Hair and then woke upto the news that he wants to be paid to retire, and that too like $500,000.

Where do I have to go to make a request such as this?

Please Sir Riggster!! Can you pliss find out where I can lodge such a deal I am ready to retire tomorrow if I can.
Which team do I rub the wrong way?

Please Mr Rigsster can you pliss find out for me.

Waiting anxiously...

2:53 AM  
Anonymous Hiren said...

Height of Rigging, Riggs. Isn't it. One wonders what the politicians would demnand to quit.

9:27 AM  
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