Saturday, July 22, 2006

Leaky faucets and Commentators

Was watching highlights of the 2nd Ashes Test in 2006 on Star Sports. Discovered this complete howler.

Enjoy.

Australia needs 54 to win, with it's last pair at the crease.Flintoff steams in, lets fly one that swings. Michael Kasprowics walks right across his stumps and is struck on his pad. Flintoff and all of England appeal. NOT OUT says Billy Bowden.

Hawkeye confirms Kasper should have been on his way.

Its Naz (Nasser Hussain) and Mikey (Michel Holding) in the Box.

Naz : So Mikey, what do you think?

Mikey : Even if Kasper fixed taps and pipes, he could'nt have been Plumber.

Had me in splits, that did.

8 Comments:

Anonymous peccavi said...

Hilarious!!! One gem that sidhu is sure to adopt soon enough :-)

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this Rigger_mortisse?! Lively_cadaver here :)

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Riggs said...

It is indeed.Can I come sit on your bed again?

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Diva* of Rediffdom said...

Ahem!
Cadavers with Rigor Mortis(se) setting in,sitting on beds!

10:08 AM  
Blogger GhostOfTomJoad said...

Nice :-) But, I hope you realise that some of those stries about sledging in the previous post are apocryphal, especially the Viv Richards one.

Anyway, here are some of Navjyot Singh Siddhu's gems for you:
(If you can please explain # 1 and 5, I'll be eternally indebted)

1. Wallowing in foolishness like a rhinoceros in an African pool
2. All things come to him who crosses the street against the red light
3. As dejected as a wet hen
4. Big boast, small roast
5. Like a brooding hen on a black china egg
6. If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers
7. A man who runs away from a fight, lives to fight another day.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Just Kiddin said...

super it is. i likes.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ghostie
can't understand the rhino one.
the brooding hen on a black china egg nutting gonna happen read porcelain instead of china

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ghostie
can't understand the rhino one.
the brooding hen on a black china egg nutting gonna happen read porcelain instead of china

1:16 AM  

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